October 31, 2018

This Halloween, Trump:

Spewed More Rhetoric About Immigrants

Because it’s much more likely some guy in New York was behind the caravan of exhausted migrants than, say, unrelenting, horrific conditions.

Went Full-On Orange Nationalist

Predictably, just ahead of midterms.

Ate His Own

Speaker of the House and putrid testicle sore, Paul Ryan, was publicly reprimanded by his lord and owner while in full view of his peers. Sad!

Said Stupid Stuff About the Mueller Investigation

Again.

Peaked Too Early

According to White House aides.

And Still Continued to Keep Kids in Cages

Because what else are your tax dollars good for?