October 1, 2018

This Monday, Trump:

Ditched the Dog-Whistle

And got seriously misogynistic.

Faced a Hiccup

In his bid to gut federal lands.

Got Left Behind

We all feel Melania’s sigh of relief.

Praised Himself

For token changes concerning NAFTA

Stripped Diplomats of Marriage Rights

Like the bigot he is.

Admitted to Willful Climate Destruction

And to the destruction of the people that depend on the Earth to stay alive… which is everyone.

And Still Continued to Keep Kids in Cages

Some of them even got whisked off into the night to tent cities. Improvement!