This Halloween, Trump:
Spewed More Rhetoric About Immigrants
Went Full-On Orange Nationalist
Predictably, just ahead of midterms.
Ate His Own
Speaker of the House and putrid testicle sore, Paul Ryan, was publicly reprimanded by his lord and owner while in full view of his peers. Sad!
Said Stupid Stuff About the Mueller Investigation
Peaked Too Early
According to White House aides.