This Monday, Trump:
Ditched the Dog-Whistle
And got seriously misogynistic.
Faced a Hiccup
In his bid to gut federal lands.
Got Left Behind
We all feel Melania’s sigh of relief.
For token changes concerning NAFTA
Stripped Diplomats of Marriage Rights
Like the bigot he is.
Admitted to Willful Climate Destruction
And to the destruction of the people that depend on the Earth to stay alive… which is everyone.
And Still Continued to Keep Kids in Cages
Some of them even got whisked off into the night to tent cities. Improvement!