This Monday, Trump:
Got Caught Tracking the Menstrual Cycle of Young Migrants
Made the New Zealand Tragedy About Himself
Tweeted Like a Lunatic
(A clear indication of indictments to come.)
Got Caught in Bed with Cambridge Analytica
We still blame you, Mark Zuckerberg.
Was Disavowed by Russian Oligarch
In the most hilarious way possible.
And Still Continued to Keep Kids in Cages