March 18, 2019

This Monday, Trump:

Got Caught Tracking the Menstrual Cycle of Young Migrants

In an effort to illegally deny medical care for girls raped by officials while detained in U.S custody.

Made the New Zealand Tragedy About Himself


Tweeted Like a Lunatic


(A clear indication of indictments to come.)

Got Caught in Bed with Cambridge Analytica

We still blame you, Mark Zuckerberg.

Was Disavowed by Russian Oligarch

In the most hilarious way possible.

And Still Continued to Keep Kids in Cages


With monsters.