September 6, 2018

Today, Trump:

Remained Steadfast in Sinking the Global Economy

Despite the contrary pleas of prominent U.S company leaders.

‘Joked’ About Assaulting a Reporter

Hahaha.Hahaha.Ha…

Said Stupid Things About President Lincoln

Gross.

Terrified the World Over U.N Security Council Placement

Collectively speaking.

Faced Calls for a Congressional Hearing

On his continued fitness to serve as an American President.

Rekindled the North Korean Bromance

Jongald is back on and stronger than ever!

And Still Continued to Keep Kids in Cages

In continued defiance of judicial rulings and humanity.