Remained Steadfast in Sinking the Global Economy
Despite the contrary pleas of prominent U.S company leaders.
‘Joked’ About Assaulting a Reporter
Said Stupid Things About President Lincoln
Terrified the World Over U.N Security Council Placement
Faced Calls for a Congressional Hearing
On his continued fitness to serve as an American President.
Rekindled the North Korean Bromance
Jongald is back on and stronger than ever!