This Tuesday, Trump:
Was Shifty with the Secretary of State
As recent attacks on the free press intensified.
Got America Kicked Out of Germany
Same, Germany. Same.
In an attempt to slam his own TSA.
Benefited from a Mystery Investor
Spoiler Alert: It’s no one good.
Got Weird in the Rose Garden
Attacked His Counselor’s Husband
You’d think being married to Kellyanne Conway would be punishment enough.
Received Some Bad News
Some very bad news.
And Still Continued to Keep Kids in Cages
Karma is coming up fast.