This Wednesday, Trump:
Got Caught With His Hand in the Cookie Jar
His tiny, tiny hand.
Buried Security Report
Used to justify auto tariff increases.
Requested Quality Bro Time at the White House
For someone being charged with sex crimes.
Attacked Late Senator McCain
Lost Another One to Mueller
Hope Hicks is the latest to flip.
We should probably make a pun about this but nah.
Painted Himself into a Corner
Still Couldn’t Get It Up
And Continued to Keep Kids in Cages
While also rounding-up anyone else that even looks brown.