March 20, 2019

This Wednesday, Trump:

Got Caught With His Hand in the Cookie Jar

His tiny, tiny hand.

Buried Security Report

Used to justify auto tariff increases.

Requested Quality Bro Time at the White House

For someone being charged with sex crimes.

Attacked Late Senator McCain


Lost Another One to Mueller

Hope Hicks is the latest to flip.

We should probably make a pun about this but nah.

Painted Himself into a Corner


Still Couldn’t Get It Up

Despite getting creative with budgeting woes, there is no wall in the conceivable future.

And Continued to Keep Kids in Cages

While also rounding-up anyone else that even looks brown.