November 13, 2018

This Tuesday, Trump:

Got His Recess Time Cut Short

Well, at least the adults are attempting such measures.

Clearly Let the Interns Cover California

After making incorrect an cruel statements concerning the fires, Tweets from the President’s account made a quick turn without any offer of explanation.

Allowed an Unelected Immigrant to Remove an Elected Official from Office

Because Melania didn’t get the window seat.

“Commander Kidney, reporting for duty!

Forgot the Immigrant Caravan

Faster than he forgot Tiffany’s birthday.

Became the First President to Disgrace U.S. Troops

Two years in a row!

Hid From Jim Acosta

In court.

And Still Continued to Keep Kids in Cages

He’s about to find out what that feels like.