This Tuesday, Trump:
Got His Recess Time Cut Short
Well, at least the adults are attempting such measures.
Clearly Let the Interns Cover California
Allowed an Unelected Immigrant to Remove an Elected Official from Office
Because Melania didn’t get the window seat.
“Commander Kidney, reporting for duty!
Forgot the Immigrant Caravan
Faster than he forgot Tiffany’s birthday.
Became the First President to Disgrace U.S. Troops
Two years in a row!