May 3, 2018

Today, Trump:

Continued to Employ Rudy Giuliani

After Giuliani announced on live TV that Trump fired Comey over the Russian investigation and that Trump knew about the Stormy Daniel’s hush money, offering an explanation / admission that would still make it illegal.

Toyed With a Nuke Deal

Despite blooming bromance with French President Macron, the U.S. will inevitably pull-out of the Iran nuclear treaty.

And Became a Real Estate Liability

Property owners have voted to drop the Trump name from their respective homes and businesses after an embarrassing year.