January 15, 2019

This Tuesday, Trump:

Failed His Master

Putin is very displeased.

Had an Interesting Day in Court

You win some. You lose some.

Mostly lose, though.

Invited Legislators to Lunch

Predictably, after Monday’s disgrace, no one that mattered actually showed up.

Continued America’s Longest Shutdown

While expressing blatant contempt for those hardest hit.

And Still Kept Kids in Cages

With direct orders to double the size of tent cities at the border.