June 8, 2018

Today, Trump:

Called for Russia to Rejoin G7

In what seemed like a blatant attempt to upset European allies and declare Crimea all but forgotten.

Offered to Pardon Muhammad Ali

Which was incredibly awkward since there is nothing to pardon to late boxer for.

Praised North Korea and Insulted Allies

This strange move left Republicans scrambling for a salvageable global trade plan.

And Still Continued to Employ Rudy Giuliani

Because even half-truth is stranger than full-fiction.