May 25, 2018

Today, Trump:

Rekindled the North Korean Flame

The ongoing Jongald bromance took a reconciliatory turn after both leaders agreed the summit might be back on.

 

Got Dumped by McConnell for Mueller

The Senate Majority Leader expressed full support for the independent investigations.

 

Was Called Out for Making-Up ‘Hispanic Sounding’ Names for Rapists

Further information was released on the infamous campaign quote as more details  surfaced on the Homeland Security Secretary row.

 

Was Awarded the Lowest Ethical Standard in Four Decades

A  new record! Congratulations!

 

And Still Continued to Employ Rudy Giuliani

Perhaps in preparation for an insanity plea?