Lost the White House Babysitter
Chief of Staff John Kelly has largely lost hope.
As have we all, John. As have we all.
Declared the Formation of a ‘Space Force’ Military Branch
Much to the dismay of the Air Force, who thought they had that covered.
Got Neutered by Russian State Media
Russian press admits that Trump belongs to them.
If that’s the case, it’s their turn for custody.
Escalated a Trade-War America Can’t Win
More harsh words for China, right on time.
And Still Continued to Employ Rudy Giuliani
Clearly, this is just a phase he’s going through.