July 16, 2018

Helsinki Edition

Today, Trump:

Still Maintained He’s a Legitimate President

Despite the fact that he lost the popular vote, had his election campaign funded by a foreign government and he illegally hacked the U.S election.

After a Rendezvous With the Real American President

Disregarding the CIA standard practice of never meeting with KGB alone, Vlanold held a joint press conference in which the American President praised Russia and simultaneously undermined the U.S Intelligence Community and FBI.

That Made ‘Treason” Trendy

That’s a good start.

And Still Continued to Keep Kids in Cages

Still.