Fired Peter Strzok
The 21-year FBI veteran was dismissed but not in an obstruction-of-justice-sort-of-way, at all.
Snubbed John McCain
In an act of presidential dignity, the signing of the John S. McCain National Defense Authorization Act failed to mention John McCain in any form.
Had Another Twitter Meltdown
Failed to Utterly Destroy Earth
Made Friends in New York State
Remember to play nicely with the other children, Don!
And Still Continued to Keep Kids in Cages
While actively attempting to cover it up.