August 14, 2018

Today, Trump:

Took a Step Closer to Prison

Tick-tock.

Continued to Destabilize Financial Markets

China isn’t the only economy irritated by the whims of this administration.

Raged at Amazon

With zero understanding of how the Postal Service works.

Got Mocked on Twitter by Mr. Kellyanne Conway

Just in case you needed a reminder that Kellyanne does indeed sleep next to a living human and not the dried husks of her own cast-off skins.

Put More African Americans to Work Than Obama

No. Seriously.

Made Racially Insensitive Remarks

..in front of a magician. On the set of a reality television show. Because dignity of office is dead.

And Continued to Keep Kids in Cages

This is not normal.