Took a Step Closer to Prison
Continued to Destabilize Financial Markets
Raged at Amazon
With zero understanding of how the Postal Service works.
Got Mocked on Twitter by Mr. Kellyanne Conway
Just in case you needed a reminder that Kellyanne does indeed sleep next to a living human and not the dried husks of her own cast-off skins.
Put More African Americans to Work Than Obama
Made Racially Insensitive Remarks
..in front of a magician. On the set of a reality television show. Because dignity of office is dead.
And Continued to Keep Kids in Cages
This is not normal.