July 6, 2018

Today, Trump:

Began the Process of Stripping Americans of U.S Citizenship

In a historic, poorly received policy with the potential for gross abuse, of course.

Left Manafort to Rot in Solitary

Paul is taking some time to himself after being caught tampering with federal witnesses in relation to the Russian investigation.

Undermined National Security, Again

At least it wasn’t on¬†Twitter, this time.

Continued to Destroy the Global Economy

Expect the price of electronics to skyrocket in the coming months.

And Still Continued to Keep Kids in Cages

Though, if you lose about a quarter of them, does that count as better or worse for the total tally?