September 14, 2018

Today, Trump:

Raged About Puerto Rico Again

While ignoring a current hurricane slamming the Carolinas.

Continued to Nominate Kavanaugh

Despite his frivolous debt, Bush-era record withholding and being pretty rapey.

Or maybe because of it.

Escalated the Trade War on the Chinese Front

And sank scheduled negotiations.

Ducked WNBA Sports Invite

Championship winners shrugged off presidential tradition after their incredible victory.

Got Mic Dropped by McRaven

That’s a commander who knows how to make an exit!

And Still Continued to Keep Kids in Cages

…and tent cities.