This Thursday, Trump:
As the 45th U.S President sulked, Pence took America for a quick test drive and didn’t get a scratch on ‘er!
Mother is proud.
Endangered America, Again
Oh, STFU Anderson Cooper! Everyone knows that if he’s going to get us all killed in nuclear war it will be because of Twitter, not a phone call.
Wait. Clowns, you say?
Attempted to Rally for a Veterans Day Do-Over
Maybe just let Pence handle this kinda thing from now on?
And Still Continued to Keep Kids in Cages
Just like summer camp of ’87.