July 12, 2018

Today, Trump:

Got Caught in Bed With Russia

Again.

Took a Good Look Into the Future

It really wasn’t pretty.

Said Stupid Things About NATO

It started with criticism but ended in confusing self-promotion.

Said Stupid Things About Brexit

Well, this is certainly cringe-worthy.

Said Stupid Things About Africa

Please just stop. Please.

Became the Face of Russian Asbestos

Why are we forced to type such things?

Thought the British Actually Liked Him

As it turns out, they absolutely do not.

And Still Continued to Keep Kids in Cages

Some of whom are American citizens.