March 24, 2019

This weekend, Trump:

Reversed Sanctions on North Korea

But not really, because it was just a Tweet.

Single-Handedly Increased Hate Crimes Against Minorities

Literally, everywhere he goes.

Prepared for Government Shutdown

Pt. Deux.

Continued to Screw-Up Middle Eastern Peace Talks

Please stop talking.

Responded to the Mueller Report Summary

After 24-hours of media silence.

Was Pimped to Big Oil

Did they pay more or less than Li Yang?

And Still Continued to Keep Kids in Cages

Including an American citizen walking alone to her fourth grade class.