This weekend, Trump:
Stayed Thankfully Quiet on Twitter
For a pleasant change.
Remained Steadfast in His Support
Of fellow sexual assault survivors assailants.
Failed at Economic Leadership
‘Socially-liberal-but-fiscally-conservative’ became label of the past, today.
Failed at Economic Leadership Pt. II
The sequel in which some consumer goods become so much more expensive for middle-class Americans.
Spoiler alert: It’s EVERYTHING.
And Continued to Keep Kids in Cages
To be actively used as bait.