October 16, 2018

This Tuesday, Trump:

Insulted His Own Taste in Women

Mocking the looks of an ex-lover is a little like keying your own car.

Stay classy!

Defended Saudi Business Interests

In the torture-dismemberment of Washington Post contributor, Jamal Khashoggi.

Said Insane Things About Climate Change

Again.

Axed His EPA Director

For saying lead was bad for kids.

Said That Sears was Mismanaged

Awkward.

It was managed by his Treasury Secretary.

And Still Continued to Keep Kids in Cages

With more expected to arrive any day, now.