This Tuesday, Trump:
Insulted His Own Taste in Women
Mocking the looks of an ex-lover is a little like keying your own car.
Stay classy!
Defended Saudi Business Interests
In the torture-dismemberment of Washington Post contributor, Jamal Khashoggi.
Said Insane Things About Climate Change
Axed His EPA Director
For saying lead was bad for kids.
Said That Sears was Mismanaged
Awkward.
It was managed by his Treasury Secretary.
And Still Continued to Keep Kids in Cages
With more expected to arrive any day, now.