September 23, 2018- Weekend

This weekend, Trump:

Stayed Thankfully Quiet on Twitter

For a pleasant change.

Remained Steadfast in His Support

Of fellow sexual assault survivors assailants.

Failed at Economic Leadership

‘Socially-liberal-but-fiscally-conservative’ became label of the past, today.

Failed at Economic Leadership Pt. II

The sequel in which some consumer goods become so much more expensive for middle-class Americans.

Spoiler alert: It’s EVERYTHING.

And Continued to Keep Kids in Cages

To be actively used as bait.