This Independence Day, Trump:
Was Banned by the City of Sheffield
Magdid Magdid, the mayor of Sheffield, South Yorkshire in England, banned the U.S Commander-in-Chief to proclaim a day of solidarity with Mexico. The announcement comes in anticipation of an impending presidential visit to Britain.
And, Owned on Twitter by J.K Rowling
In what adds to a growing list of things no actual journalist ever thought they’d have to type. Ever.
Then, Called Racist by Half the Country
Failed to Understand Why America Couldn’t Just ‘Invade Venezuela’
Went From ‘In a Relationship’ to ‘Single’ With Cohen
Things are getting complicated with his former attorney.
And, Still Continued to Keep Kids in Cages
But will no longer admit to how many.