December 7, 2018

This Friday, Trump:

Had No Idea What the Word ‘Clear’ Meant

Attorney commits multiple crimes under direct orders? Exonerated!

Was Reminded of Presidential Duties

Yeah. Pearl Harbor was a thing.

Insulted Rex Tillerson


Lost His Primary Babysitter

For good.

Took a Shot at McConnell

From the free-throw line..

Nothing but neck!

Continued to Employ Rudy Giuliani

For baffling reasons.

And Still Kept Kids in Cages

Karma is imminent, boys and girls!