This Friday, Trump:
Had No Idea What the Word ‘Clear’ Meant
Attorney commits multiple crimes under direct orders? Exonerated!
Was Reminded of Presidential Duties
Yeah. Pearl Harbor was a thing.
Insulted Rex Tillerson
Lost His Primary Babysitter
Took a Shot at McConnell
From the free-throw line..
Nothing but neck!
Continued to Employ Rudy Giuliani
For baffling reasons.
And Still Kept Kids in Cages
Karma is imminent, boys and girls!