December 9, 2018

This weekend, Trump:

Watched the Sharks Start to Circle
DaDumDa-Dum… Da-Dum…
Was Reprimanded by Paris

What’s French for ‘STFU’?

Learned of Another Abandoned Post

Nanny #2 has already noped-out!

Back-Peddled on Spending

Again.

Finally Realized His Power of Pardon was Neutered

Well played, Mr. Mueller.

Had His Regularly Scheduled Twitter Meltdown

Right on time!

And Still Continued to Keep Kids in Cages

Because…Evil?