This weekend, Trump:
Watched the Sharks Start to Circle
Was Reprimanded by Paris
What’s French for ‘STFU’?
Learned of Another Abandoned Post
Back-Peddled on Spending
Finally Realized His Power of Pardon was Neutered
Well played, Mr. Mueller.
Had His Regularly Scheduled Twitter Meltdown
Right on time!
And Still Continued to Keep Kids in Cages