September 3, 2018 -Holiday Weekend Edition

This Labor Day weekend, Trump:

Insulted Unions

Instead of praising their contributions, as the national holiday is kinda meant to observe.

Didn’t Receive a McCain Funeral Invite

But that didn’t stop his idiot children from gate-crashing the services despite the openly hostile atmosphere.

Redefined Civil Rights

In favor of conservatives.

Attacked Jeff Sessions


Got Caught in Bed with the Ukraine

In what basically amounted to beer money for their kegger.

Damaged Foreign and Domestic Markets

Because he doesn’t understand trade.

And Continued to Keep Kids in Cages

Parents of 322 young children were deported. Their current locations are still unknown.