This Labor Day weekend, Trump:
Didn’t Receive a McCain Funeral Invite
Redefined Civil Rights
In favor of conservatives.
Attacked Jeff Sessions
Got Caught in Bed with the Ukraine
In what basically amounted to beer money for their kegger.
Damaged Foreign and Domestic Markets
Because he doesn’t understand trade.
And Continued to Keep Kids in Cages
Parents of 322 young children were deported. Their current locations are still unknown.