December 12, 2018

This Wednesday, Trump:

Attempted to Deport Decades-Long Vietnam Residents

By invalidating a pre-war agreement enacted to save refugee lives.

Lost an IRS Fight in GOP Controlled Senate


Reached the Limits of Presidential Influence

Also known as Letitia James.

Learned the Value of Three Years

It’s roughly $130,000 if anyone is counting.

Suggested Laws Just Weren’t a Thing for the Super Rich


Received the Inevitable ‘Dear John’ Letter from Russia

RIP Vlonald.

You were the power couple of our nightmares since Helsinki!

Failed to Fill Chief of Staff Vacancy

Still nope.

And Continued to Keep Kids in Cages

Move over, children. It’s about to get a lot more crowded.