This Thursday, Trump:
Faced a Mutiny in GOP Controlled Senate
Had a Criminal Investigation Launched into His Campaign Spending
Apparently, pimping out the U.S President is illegal.
Watched the National Enquirer Flip
Handed the Global Economy to China
Still Failed to Find a Chief of Staff
And Continued to Keep Kids in Cages
One of whom, a seven-year-old girl, died of dehydration after eight hours in custody.