December 13, 2018

This Thursday, Trump:

Faced a Mutiny in GOP Controlled Senate

Because maybe we shouldn’t do business with people that murder journalists and starve babies to death?

Had a Criminal Investigation Launched into His Campaign Spending

Apparently, pimping out the U.S President is illegal.

Who knew?

Watched the National Enquirer Flip

Joining the long list of high profile entities trying to untangle themselves from…..This.

Handed the Global Economy to China

And didn’t even get one lousy Wenzhou in return.

Still Failed to Find a Chief of Staff

The most likely candidate isn’t sticking around much longer.

And Continued to Keep Kids in Cages

One of whom, a seven-year-old girl, died of dehydration after eight hours in custody.