Disgraced the Memory of 9/11
To boast about made-up poll numbers.
Had His Iranian Sanctions Undermined
By pretty much the rest of the world.
Was Featured in a Book
But not for any good reason.
Wanted to Make Protesting Illegal
Because the 1st Amendment is a relic, anyway.
Failed to Understand How T.V Works
And what constitutes ‘fake news’
…or ‘news’ as it’s commonly called.
Kept Trying to Make the Kavanaugh Appointment Happen
And Still Continued to Keep Kids in Cages
With sexual abusers.