Successfully Bribed a Supreme Court Judge Into Retirement
It was an offer Justice Kennedy couldn’t refuse.
Realized the Significance of Midterms
Things are going to get very complicated very soon.
Was Informed of Cohen’s Impending Betrayal
Received a Slap-Down on Immigration Policy
A federal judge ruled that asylum procedures violate Homeland Security.
Refused to Lower Flags in Honor of Murdered Staffers
‘Enemy of the State’ press received no official honors from the White House after the Capital Gazette slaughter.
Lied About the Auto Industry
Pimped Out Melania
Her safe-word was ‘positive coverage only.’
And Still Kept Kids in Cages
Because everything is horrible.