This Friday, Trump:
Threw More Money at China
Making it rain in Beijing, boys!
Said Dumb Things About President Obama
Lied About Insurance Premiums
Raised Gas Prices
By being bigly ignorant of global trade in general and oil in specific.
Was Worthless to the Middle East Peace-Talks
And to everyone else.
And Still Continued to Keep Kids in Cages
Paid for by American tax dollars.