August 28, 2018

Today, Trump:

Encouraged Churches to Break the Law, Endorse Him from the Pulpit

Warning them that Democrats will become “violent” if they win. Which is usually not how political violence works, but…

Googled Himself Into a Tizzy

After realizing that basically all news stories about him are bad, he lashed out at Google for finding them.

Locked Down the Crack Dealer Vote

As one (alleged) drug peddler’s attorney¬†argues, “Can’t trust a snitch,” in court.

And Got Dissed from Beyond the Grave

John McCain chose a Russian dissident as pallbearer, but did not invite Trump to his funeral.