This Thursday, Trump:
Offered Putin a Penthouse in Trump Tower
The new season of Big Brother, Moscow is going to be a hit!
Refused to Repay G.I Recipients
Leaving veterans broke during the holidays.
Attacked His Own Deputy Attorney General
Retweeted a Fake Vice President
On par for a fake orange President.
Allowed His Labor Secretary to Cover for a Child Rapist
Had His U.N Laughter Moment Turned into a Commercial
Thank you Air New Zealand.
Looked on Track to Further Cripple the Economy
G20 is going to be awkward.
And Still Continued to Keep Kids in Cages
With actual criminals.