July 3, 2018

Today, Trump:

Got Called Out by His Own on Russia Election Meddling

The U.S Senate Intelligence Committee backed current assessments of clear election influence by the Russian government.

Then, Again Acted as Russia’s Lackey

In what’s basically become the newest Igor villain troupe of global politics.

Walked-Back on Flag Honor Denial for Murdered Journalists

After initially denying requests in honor of press staffers killed at Capital Gazette, U.S flags will be lowered to half-staff, after all.

Considered Replacing Sessions with Pruitt for AG

The embattled EPA warrior might¬†become America’s newest AG, if he continues to play his cards right. It worked for Chick-fil-a.

Reversed Affirmative Action in U.S Colleges

The tiki-torch crowd continues to cheer.

Blatantly Got His Information From Fox News

Because the entire U.S Intelligence community can’t be trusted above partisan entertainment.

And Still Continued to Keep Kids in Cages

Just not your kids¬†specifically, so that’s totally acceptable.