June 13, 2019

This Thursday was amateur stripper hour at the White House!

Flagrant collusion, obstruction and nepotism were on full display! Sure, it was clumsy and not a single person washed the pole…. but good fun was had by all!

The living ‘after-picture’ of Tomi Lahren’s meth spiral known in Human Tongue as Kellyanne Conway looked particularly ghoulish as she gleefully trampled all over the Hatch Act. Again. (Remember, Tomi. It aaalllll starts with snorting your ADHD medication. It’s not too late for you.) But the REAL headliner was Putin’s peek-a-burlesque.

He plays coy but those moves could destabilize all of America! Maybe even the world!

Throw that man some money!