June 11, 2019

This Tuesday, Trump got back to his reality-T.V. star roots while *actual* reality continued to dog the administration. Inquiries came at a break-neck pace, Mean Girls-level pettiness went public, another weird love letter arrived from North Korea……

Oh yeah. And a blatant attempt to bribe SCOTUS sorta happened.

Hmmhmmm.

Looking at you, Rapey McRapeface.

In truth, it was a nice distraction from a slew of recent laws that forced a woman to give birth to a baby with no skull and yeah, even we aren’t going to make a joke about that.

Sleep tight, ladies.