This Monday brought no wins and plenty of losses for the Trump administration because apparently someone didn’t watch enough Schoolhouse Rock!
After a regretful event in which the President appeared dressed as his own Disney animatron, it was off to Britain for more national embarrassment and whining because Fox doesn’t meet standards for journalism in the U.K.
In other diplomatic news, Mexico has had enough of our shit so expect consumer prices to skyrocket.
Thank goodness the welfare queens have us all stocked-up on soy-
At least the gay frogs will have plenty to eat.