May 30, 2019

This Thursday brought a world of shade from across the political spectrum.

Madam Speaker pointed out the hypocrisy of his recent immigration proposal, the economy collectively shit a brick at his antics, even some in his own party are calling for impeachment aaaaaaaaand the new neighbors seem to be a little, well.. unfriendly.

Power-couple Jongald was clearly going through a rough patch, with North Korea sending mixed signals after their last brunch date. Thankfully, Mueller was far more direct in expressing his feelings.

Ah, Spring is in the air!

Speaking of which…

Hey ladies! Maybe if you named your uterus ‘John McCain’ the GOP would leave it alone. (And then lie about it.)

Just a thought.