May 13, 2019

This Monday, Trump:

Took a break from another busy weekend to say thank you to all the mothers out there. Sorry, Melania.

Then it was back to the grind where the U.S. President’s bigly-genius brain found this one simple trick to prevent the impending economic collapse.

Christ.

Somewhere out there, Warren Buffet was just hit with a spine-tingling chill.

On the global front-

Eh. Just turn your Duolingo app to Russian, vse v poryadke?

Looks like we are going to need it.