May 6, 2019

This weekend, Trump:

Took time from destabilizing the global economy to complain that the first two years of his presidency were, ‘stollen‘ and he should get them back as an extended term.


Stupid AND dangerous.

Meanwhile, criminals just keep on crimmin’ crimes so here we are, breathlessly enraptured with daytime’s hottest new drama, Vlonald! We aren’t sure if the directors were going for a zany comedy or film noir but at the heart, it’s really a love story.

Life is short.

Find someone who looks at you the way Trump looks at murderous dictators.