April 30, 2019

This Tuesday, Trump:

Settled in for a long week. And oh, boy! It’s going to be FUN!

With the timing of a maestro, Mueller dropped his letter just one day before pre-syphilis-Steve-Bannon was due to testify before congress. Delicious!

If only the leader of the free world had somewhere to turn. Alas, friends, farmers, firefighters and even the military have had enough of this flagrant fuckery and everyone is jumping ship.

At least things are looking up on the global front. Republicans are coming together to push ludicrous White House policy at a record pace.

Too bad you are all going to jail, anyway.