April 14, 2019

This weekend, Trump:

Needed Attention

Someone else was getting some!

Explained A Joke

Because liking WikiLeaks would have been hilarious.

Rekindled a Bromance

Kim Jong-un, we wish he could quit you.

Premeditated

Turns out he knew some stuff was illegal before he threatened to do it.

Tried to Get a Congresswoman Killed

For re-tweets. Which you would think should him banned from Twitter.

And Kicked Good People Out of the Military

These people, specifically. Turns out he’s soft on murder but a real hardass when it comes to politically exploitable minorities.