This weekend, Trump:
Needed Attention
Someone else was getting some!
Explained A Joke
Because liking WikiLeaks would have been hilarious.
Rekindled a Bromance
Kim Jong-un, we wish he could quit you.
Premeditated
Turns out he knew some stuff was illegal before he threatened to do it.
Tried to Get a Congresswoman Killed
For re-tweets. Which you would think should him banned from Twitter.
And Kicked Good People Out of the Military
These people, specifically. Turns out he’s soft on murder but a real hardass when it comes to politically exploitable minorities.