April 12, 2019

Today, Trump:

Decided Bribes are Legal

So long as he’s the one getting them.

Canceled Rule of Law Like A Netflix Show in Season Three

We joke, but it’s legitimately terrifying.

Spread the Gospel of Fascism

It’s like if Goebbels had cirrhosis.

Introduced Us to World Bank Barbie

For real.

Found the Real Killer

It was some Obama guy all along!

…And Also Racism

Because of course.