Decided Bribes are Legal
So long as he’s the one getting them.
Canceled Rule of Law Like A Netflix Show in Season Three
We joke, but it’s legitimately terrifying.
Spread the Gospel of Fascism
It’s like if Goebbels had cirrhosis.
Introduced Us to World Bank Barbie
Found the Real Killer
It was some Obama guy all along!
…And Also Racism
Because of course.