March 13, 2019

This Wednesday, Trump:

Got Caught in Bed with Russia

Again.

And again.

Received a Bipartisan Slap

For endangering the nation with blatant abuse of power and spending bro-time with murderous dictators.

Finally Boarded the Boeing Ban

Making America the last country to do so.

Ordered All 23 Immigration Field Offices Closed

This man really hates refugees.

Took Another Step Closer to Prison

2019 is really looking up!

Accused the American Press of Major Ethics Breach

Without evidence, of course.

And Still Continued to Keep Kids in Cages

Yup. We have to do this because kids are in literal cages. Still.