This Wednesday, Trump:
Got Caught in Bed with Russia
Received a Bipartisan Slap
Finally Boarded the Boeing Ban
Making America the last country to do so.
Ordered All 23 Immigration Field Offices Closed
This man really hates refugees.
Took Another Step Closer to Prison
2019 is really looking up!
Accused the American Press of Major Ethics Breach
Without evidence, of course.
And Still Continued to Keep Kids in Cages
Yup. We have to do this because kids are in literal cages. Still.