This weekend, Trump:
Was the Epitome of Health
According to the completely credible and totally not-fake-at-all Dr. Conley.
Keeping it classy, Mr. President!
Riled Black People of Twitter
Sought to Intimidate a Dissenting Judge
That’s not how this works.
Wrecked the Agricultural Sector
Bankruptcy rates have doubled.
Got Busted Doing His Own Make-Up
No professional would take credit for that.
Said Crazy Things on Twitter
Got Openly Mocked for Special Investigation
He’s going to die in prison! Womp-Womp!
And Still Continued to Keep Kids in Cages
Where they make money for Betsy DeVos.