February 10, 2019

This weekend, Trump:

Was the Epitome of Health

According to the completely credible and totally not-fake-at-all Dr. Conley.

Mocked Genocide

Keeping it classy, Mr. President!

Riled Black People of Twitter

Mistake. Bigly!

Sought to Intimidate a Dissenting Judge

That’s not how this works.

Wrecked the Agricultural Sector

Bankruptcy rates have doubled.

Got Busted Doing His Own Make-Up

No professional would take credit for that.

Said Crazy Things on Twitter

Again.

Got Openly Mocked for Special Investigation

He’s going to die in prison! Womp-Womp!

And Still Continued to Keep Kids in Cages

Where they make money for Betsy DeVos.