February 7, 2019

This Thursday, Trump:

Praised the ‘Abolishment of Civil Rights’

Right there. In front of your salad.

Named Anti-Propaganda Head

Yes. It’s a Fox News personality.

Relaxed Gun Laws

For other countries.

You’re welcome, everyone else!

Changed Defense Strategies

The GOP’s newest way to ward-off Democratic investigations into basically everything? Ask nicely.

Hahahaha! No.

And Still Continued to Keep Kids in Cages

Which his own official called torture.