February 3, 2019

This weekend, Trump:

Got Caught Sleeping on the Clock

Official schedules show the President spends most of his time watching the news and playing golf instead of filling key positions.

We are actually ok with that.

Named Ronny Jackson Chief Medical Officer

Yes. The same Ronny Jackson that’s under investigation for professional misconduct.

Managed to Make the Super Bowl about Himself

Predictably.

Lied About His Spray Tan

Hilarious!

And Still Continued to Keep Kids in Cages

With no intention to reunite separated families.