This Thursday, Trump:
Tossed Donnie Jr. Under the Mueller Bus
Just like we knew he would!
Tried to Gaslight an Entire Country
In regards to national security.
Faced Another GOP Upset
Still Couldn’t Understand the Dow
Watched the Minutes Tick Closer
To Tax O’Clock!
And Still Continued to Keep Kids in Cages
While their parents are being physically tortured.