January 31, 2019

This Thursday, Trump:

Tossed Donnie Jr. Under the Mueller Bus

Beep-Beep!

Just like we knew he would!

Tried to Gaslight an Entire Country

In regards to national security.

Faced Another GOP Upset

What’s sternly worded letter and two defectors, anyway?

Did…That

Whatever THAT was passed for a response to the MAGA hat-wearing, homophobic and racially motivated hate crime that left Jessie Smollett in the hospital.

Still Couldn’t Understand the Dow

Lordy.

Watched the Minutes Tick Closer

To Tax O’Clock!

And Still Continued to Keep Kids in Cages

While their parents are being physically tortured.