January 1, 2019

So far this New Year, Trump:

Ditched Work

And got caught fibbing about it.

Hopped a One-Way Train

Destination: Crazytown!

Faced Hilarious Countermeasures

To keep the President from blowing-up U.S-Chinese trade deal.

Lied About Pretty Much Everything

Including fuel. And furloughing. And the media. And security.

Attacked His Own Generals

Again.

Got Sued

Again.

Was Issued a Stern Warning

By North Korea.

And Still Continued to Keep Kids in Cages

With a backlog leading to preventable deaths.