So far this New Year, Trump:
And got caught fibbing about it.
Hopped a One-Way Train
Faced Hilarious Countermeasures
To keep the President from blowing-up U.S-Chinese trade deal.
Lied About Pretty Much Everything
Attacked His Own Generals
Was Issued a Stern Warning
By North Korea.
And Still Continued to Keep Kids in Cages
With a backlog leading to preventable deaths.