This Tuesday, Trump:
Crashed the Dow by 800 PTS
Tired of winning that trade war, yet?
Had His Power of Pardon Neutered
IT’S MUELLER TIME!
Lost Control of His Tax Returns
And bowels… at precisely the same time.
Lost Remaining Credibility with the Justice Department
Because he’s a criminal.
Casually Humiliated America
And Still Continued to Keep Kids in Cages
Not all of them will recover.