This Monday, Trump:
Got Corrected by the Kremlin
About his summons.
Lied About Jobs
Continued to Screw the Global Economy
Used Ivanka to Creep People Out
Really Didn’t Understand Basic Climate Science
But at least admitted it was a thing.
Was Told He Couldn’t Play Rhianna’s Music Anymore
And Still Continued to Keep Kids in Cages
With more under construction.