November 5, 2018

This Monday, Trump:

Got Corrected by the Kremlin

About his summons.

Lied About Jobs

Another con.

Continued to Screw the Global Economy

Specifically, his base constituents.

Used Ivanka to Creep People Out

Like many such cases, she’s always rewarded after.

Really Didn’t Understand Basic Climate Science

But at least admitted it was a thing.

Was Told He Couldn’t Play Rhianna’s Music Anymore

Or pretty much anyone’s music, anymore.

And Still Continued to Keep Kids in Cages

With more under construction.