October 9, 2018

This Tuesday, Trump:

Lost His U.N. Ambassador

Amidst much shaking of…..hands.

Crippled Election Integrity

Because cheaters can certainly win.

Denied Established Science

Again.

Said Stupid Stuff in Iowa

Again.

Made Some Interesting Enemies

That are suddenly sending their regards.

Professionally speaking, of course.

And Continued to Keep Kids in Cages

Which isn’t a good look for anyone.