This Wednesday, Trump:
Threw Down Some Good Ol’ Nepotism.
For his favorite lady.
Blamed the Federal Reserve
For his trade-war induced stock-market slump.
Longed for His Exes
And soon-to-be exes.
Said Stupid Stuff in Pennsylvania
Said Stupid Stuff About a Hurricane
Said Stupid Stuff Because He was Watching Fox
Which is true of anyone watching Fox, ever.
And Still Continued to Keep Kids in Cages
Until there isn’t anymore room in the cages.