October 10, 2018

This Wednesday, Trump:

Threw Down Some Good Ol’ Nepotism.

For his favorite lady.

Blamed the Federal Reserve

For his trade-war induced stock-market slump.

Longed for His Exes

And soon-to-be exes.

Said Stupid Stuff in Pennsylvania


Said Stupid Stuff About a Hurricane


Said Stupid Stuff Because He was Watching Fox

Which is true of anyone watching Fox, ever.

And Still Continued to Keep Kids in Cages

Until there isn’t anymore room in the cages.