September 13, 2018

Today, Trump:

Claimed 3000 Puerto Rican Deaths Didn’t Happen

Contrary to the government-supplied data set and multiple independent studies.

Made the Amazon Best Seller List

Sorta.

Got in a Twitter War with CEO of JPMorgan Chase

A very cringey Twitter war.

Felt the Walls Closing In

But not as much as Manafort!

And Still Continued to Keep Kids in Cages

Without holding limits, according to the newest proposal.