Admitted to Bribing a Supreme Court Justice
Well, that seems highly illegal.
In a move to control regulatory judges.
Made His Stance Against the FBI Very, Very Clear
By pardoning the militia responsible for a 41-day armed stand-off against the FBI on federal land.
Managed to Get Ivanka a Hall Pass on Her Chinese Made Goods
Recent Trump- instigated trade-war tariffs won’t impact the First Daughter. Because of course they won’t.
Postured at NATO
In the same redundant fashion as the Paris Climate Accord drama.
Continued to Screw His Own
Sorry, American Heartland. You knew what you were getting into when you analyzed the fiscal projections.
And Still Continued to Keep Kids in Cages
Well, maybe. We seem to have accidentally kidnapped some of them, too.