Announced His Nomination for Supreme Court
Human reproduction organs across the country collectively dry-heaved at the the pick.
Stayed Pretty Quiet About His Former Attorney Hiring Clinton’s Former Attorney
Giuliani, however, was clearly delighted.
Tweeted a Thinly Veiled Plea to North Korea
It’s almost sad. Well, it would be sad if it wasn’t actually terrifying. Farewell, Jongald!