Today, Trump:
Canceled Joint Military Drills to Appease a Murdering Dictator
Is this just the first of many gifts in a Jongald bromance?
Twitter-Raged at Robert De Niro
Got Immortalized in a Painting by Jim Carrey
Made the Press Uncomfortable
And everyone else, as well!
And Still Continued to Employ Rudy Giuliani
But maybe that’s for the best.