Admitted to Pornstar Payoff
Much to the surprise of precisely no one.
Brushed Off North Korea Summit Threats
That Peace Prize is looking a little less likely.
Got Caught Panhandling in Qatar
Cohen’s entanglements are now traced directly to the Trump family.
Eliminated Nation’s Top Cyber Security Position
Confiscated Staffer’s Personal Electronic Devices
In an unannounced sweep aimed at reducing White House leaks.
And Still Employs Rudy Giuliani