May 16 2018

Today, Trump:

Admitted to Pornstar Payoff

Much to the surprise of precisely no one.

More to come. So, so much more to come.

Brushed Off North Korea Summit Threats

That Peace Prize  is looking a little less likely.

Got Caught Panhandling in Qatar

Cohen’s entanglements are now traced directly to the Trump family.

Eliminated Nation’s Top Cyber Security Position

Much to the delight of Russian election meddlers.

Confiscated Staffer’s Personal Electronic Devices

In an unannounced sweep aimed at reducing  White House leaks.

And Still Employs Rudy Giuliani

Yes. Still.