November 16, 2018

Today, Trump:

Was About As Smart and Sensitive as He Gets

In an upcoming interview with Fox News, Trump lingers on gory details and says the recent wildfires that have killed dozens and destroyed thousands of homes probably  wouldn’t have happened if people had raked their leaves.

Forgot to Turn in His Homework

Says he’s written answers to Mueller’s questions, but hasn’t turned them in, because that would be lying.

Got Told He Has To Play with Jim Acosta

As a judge sides with CNN.

And Took His Dictator Ass-Kissing to A Whole New Level

Turkey’s authoritarian president is angry about Saudi Arabia’s horrific murder of a journalist. To placate him, Trump would like to hand over a Turkish dissident living in the US.