August 17, 2018

Today, Trump:

Lost His Military Parade

Womp-womp. John Kelly said that if he was a good boy and behaved, they can go to France instead!

Ranted About Turkey

In another bizarre Tweet. -But that’s pretty much all of them, nowadays.

Endangered the Press

The White House responded to a Congressional resolution asserting the fundamental necessity of the free press with a retaliatory meltdown. On cue, someone immediately threatened to bomb the Boston Globe. So predictable.

Might be Holding Melania Under Duress

By threatening her with deportation.

And Still Continued to Keep Kids in Cages

We have a word for that. It is called kidnapping.