October 19, 2018

This Friday, Trump:

Disgraced the Memory of John McCain

Again.

Took a Hard Look Into His Future

Tick-tock.

Acted the Dignified Leader

So cooler heads could prevail.

Just kidding!

Why wouldn’t there be an actual shouting match at the steps of the Oval Office?

Waded Into the Pacific Water Debate

We apologize for that headline.

Was Snubbed by the Cooler Countries

No one wants to hang out with America, anymore.

Got Played by Saudi Arabia

After defending their investm honor.

And Still Continued to Keep Kids in Cages

With plans to expand current internment camps.