Today, Trump:
Insisted on a Private Meeting With Putin
Despite the fact that the Russia hacked the 2016 U.S election.
Took Another Step Closer to Prison
Things are looking a little treason-y for ol’ Rodge.
Followed Through on Payment to China
Apparently nepotism is the one bill he’ll actually repay.
Humiliated Himself in Front of the Queen
America in general was embarrassed by his boorish behavior. The British have responded in the most British way possible.
Claimed to be More Popular Than Lincoln
By quoting a make-believe poll, no less.
Continued to Employ Pence as Vice President
Especially in the face of such gross government spending hypocrisy.
And Still Kept Kids in Cages
But at least we’ve found most of them, now.