This Friday, Trump:
Disgraced the Memory of John McCain
Took a Hard Look Into His Future
Acted the Dignified Leader
So cooler heads could prevail.
Why wouldn’t there be an actual shouting match at the steps of the Oval Office?
Waded Into the Pacific Water Debate
We apologize for that headline.
Was Snubbed by the Cooler Countries
No one wants to hang out with America, anymore.
Got Played by Saudi Arabia
After defending their investm honor.
And Still Continued to Keep Kids in Cages
With plans to expand current internment camps.