This Thursday, Trump:
Faced the First Real Glimpse of Prison
Yep.
He’s probably going to die there.
Tried to Kill More Puerto Rican People
But failed.
Enticed Political Betting Pools Everywhere
WDSDTDT staffers are equally divided:
Will the Speaker stay in D.C to oversee impending investigative committees or will she pop out of a cake in Brussels, escorted by allied envoys? Ante in!
Continued to Employ Rudy Giuliani
But probably not for long.
And Still Kept Kids in Cages
After lying about it.