This Wednesday, Trump:
Took time off of committing crimes to go on a field trip to Buckingham Pala- uh… London, this week, where he was met with all the pomp and circumstance entitled to a foreign head of state.
Just kidding!
The Queen is busy and U.K officials are treating this like a game of basketball. They fear the last one to touch the round-orange-thing will have to keep it!
Might have something to do with the U.S. President openly undermining the U.N because he has an unfathomable infatuation with murderous dictators-
OR it could be they are embarrassed for him after that little trade war temper tantrum.
Be it disdain, pity or simply an unwillingness to invest time in someone who will soon be inconsequential, America is grateful that Britain is willing to carry the ball on this one for a bit so we can have a breather.
Ta!