June 17, 2019

This Monday Trump accidentally admitted to being an illegitimate president. Ooopsie!

Thankfully, that situation seems on course for correction.

Then he went on to say a bunch of crazy stuff that would normally cause wide-spread panic and national destabilization but nowadays, nobody takes this clown seriously.

On a happier note, we also learned that Manafort is probably going to die in prison.

And just like that, the tortured soul of a murdered ostrich was finally granted rest.