This Monday Trump accidentally admitted to being an illegitimate president. Ooopsie!
Thankfully, that situation seems on course for correction.
Then he went on to say a bunch of crazy stuff that would normally cause wide-spread panic and national destabilization but nowadays, nobody takes this clown seriously.
On a happier note, we also learned that Manafort is probably going to die in prison.
And just like that, the tortured soul of a murdered ostrich was finally granted rest.