This Monday, Trump:
Continued to Screw U.S. Consumers
With stupid tariffs.
Faced Investigation Into Unpardonable Crimes
New York State prosecutors have the baton!
Got Weird with Stanley Cup Winners
Why does it have to be about hand size?
Wasn’t Exonerated
Nope. Not even close.
Went Full-On Propaganda Machine
That’s not how journalism works.
And Still Continued to Keep Kids in Cages
Without any oversight.