This Monday, Trump:
Cut Medicare for 17k Arkansas Residents
Who are were overwhelmingly GOP supporters.
Really Could Not Get a Grip on Chief of Staff Position
This is beyond awkward.
Shredded Remaining Dignity of Office
By golfing while his Secret Service went without pay, among other things.
Attacked the Fed
Said Stupid Stuff on Twitter
Continued to Employ Rudy Giuliani
Who is obviously working with Democrats, judging by recent comments.
Managed to Infect Stephen Miller
Senior White House Advisor and living adipocere, Stephen Miller, showed his boss that his head was in the game during an enthusiastic defense of the impending Trump shutdown.
Caught Another Glimpse of the Future
Was Publicly Mocked
By all of Germany.
And Still Kept Kids in Cages
Where they die.