Lost His Military Parade
Ranted About Turkey
Endangered the Press
The White House responded to a Congressional resolution asserting the fundamental necessity of the free press with a retaliatory meltdown. On cue, someone immediately threatened to bomb the Boston Globe. So predictable.
Might be Holding Melania Under Duress
By threatening her with deportation.
And Still Continued to Keep Kids in Cages
We have a word for that. It is called kidnapping.